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Eddie

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The lead single from Flamingo Blonde & the ONLY song about the host of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Australia.

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I would never let a baby drive my car unless I trusted it,
I would never let an in joke go too far at someone else’s expense,
Well if you’re gonna put cash in one hand it’s gonna lead to another,
Well, Daddy’s strapped so it’s about damn time that someone asked your mother,
What we’ve built is a bit too big to fall,
So be sure to take my advice when you get the call

Buy yourself a bigger TV,
Cus there’s a thousand guys on the internet that look just like me,

Don’t fire,
Aim hire,
Don’t lock that shit in Eddie McGuire,

Hey, it’s not misinformation if my lawyer thinks it’s cool,
He’s sixty bucks a minute and he’s buying an infinity pool,
I can pull you out of January and I swear the truth ain’t all that scary, Unless it’s name is Neil Young,

Well, I swear your investments are gonna turn out fine and,
Your investment property is gonna age like fine red wine and,
Dividends aren’t that simple I swear you cannot drink a house I assure that you cannot drink a house.

You’re calling the bank but you already know,
You don’t have any money so they told you to go,
But you’re building a house with bricks imported from Jehrico.

Don’t fire,
Aim hire,
Don’t lock that shit in Eddie McGuire,

Don’t fire,
Aim hire,
Don’t lock that shit in Eddie McGuire,

Don’t lock that shit in,
Don’t lock it in,
Don’t lock it in.

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released May 18, 2023
Written by James Bartlett, Aidan Hogg
Produced by Aidan Hogg at Plutonium Studios
Mixed by Aidan Hogg
Mastered by William Bowden
Released May 2023.

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